Oh yeah, I was adorable. That’s my first surfboard. Photo: Mom.

Oh yeah, I was adorable. That’s my first surfboard. Photo: Mom.

What?: I'm turning some impossible/embarrassing/hard to believe number on August 28th and to mourn/celebrate that date, we are having an Ebike, beach and barbeque bash Chez John on Sunday the 29th of August.

Be there or be… rectangular?

 

 Where????!!!! Casa Ortiz = Go up the driveway until you see a black Explorer, an old Saab and John’s Audi. We will have signage.

If you are being stinkeyed/yelled at by a famous English actress, you have gone too far.

When: Sunday August 29th.

We'll be hanging around the Malibu all day and there might be surf and we can all go Ebiking and/or play doorbell ditch at Pink's house and/or look for Keanu Reeves and/or ask Flea for his autograph and/or roust Simon Cowell.

Or go to First Point and watch Kiki catch all the set waves and shred.

She just moved in down the street.

She just moved in down the street.

 

Barbeque will start around Golden Hour, which should be around 5:00 or so and go until the cops show up.

John will be serving heaps of Korean BBQ so let us know if you prefer north or south Koreans.

And yes, we will be featuring motoritas (feat. Daiquiri Whacker)

Bring: Children = welcome.

Masks = would be polite and politically correct.

Surf gear, bicycles, comfy chairs, something to barbeque on the fresh new grill and eat on the new table, sides and drinks.

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Music by Sonos.

Sunshine and sea breezes and swell by Mother Nature.

Super adorable. Damn. Hi Barbara.

Super adorable. Damn. Hi Barbara.