⦁ 80D – or EightyD = Also known as “Octogenarian deficit disorder.” A lack of focus or loss of memory often suffered by adults entering their eighth decade on earth. “Sorry honey, I meant to call you for your birthday, but I had an 80D episode and ended up on a bus to Baltimore.” [80 = The number eighty + ADD = A syndrome, usually diagnosed in childhood, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with academic, occupational, and social performance.]

⦁ Adnnoying: () a. Vexation or irritability caused by internet ads that appear on your screen and won’t go away. “Here I thought the British were classy, but the online pages for the Guardian and the Daily Mail and the other English newspapers are the most adnnoying with all their ads. Thank Odin the BBC doesn’t allow them. So adnnoying.” [Ad: A notice designed to attract public attention or patronage, from advertisement, from French. advertissement, a warning, giving notice, fr. avertir. + Annoying: To harass or disturb by repeated acts. Middle English anoien, from Old French anoier, ennuyer, from Vulgar Latin *inodi re, to make odious.]

⦁ Adolt () n. : A supposedly mature grown up who acts like an idiot. See: Tom Arnold. [Adult: Grown up, having reached the age of full maturity. Latin: adultus + Dolt: A dull, stupid person. A blockhead. Derived from Past Participle of dulled. ]

⦁ Adrenalgesic: () n. A dangerous activity that clears your head. “Whew, that run in front of the avalanche cleared my sinuses right up. They should prescribe that as an adrenalgesic.” [Adrenaline: a hormone secreted by the adrenal medulla in response to stress + Analgesic: A medication that reduces or eliminates pain.]

• 𝐀𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝: Someone who has no taste or appreciation for beauty. “We took Andy to Norway to see the fjords and the northern lights but he was on his phone the whole time. He has no appreciation for natural beauty. We’ve raised and aesthard!” (Thanks to Athena Nova) [𝐀𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐞: a person who has or affects to have a special appreciation of art and beauty + 𝐑𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝: a very stupid person who acts selfishly, childishly, or immaturely. Does not technically refer to the mentally disabled.]

⦁ Agouraphobia: The fear of living in the suburbs of San Fernando Valley, with no chance of ever getting out. Or the fear of overdeveloping a place until it looks like the Valley: “That Whole Foods in Malibu took 12 years to get built, because the citizens suffer from Agouraphobia.” [Agoura Hills: A city of 20,300 citizens 30 miles northwest of Los Angeles, in the San Fernando Valley. + Agoraphobia: An anxiety disorder in which there are repeated attacks of intense fear and anxiety, and a fear of being in places where escape might be difficult.]

⦁ Alarmageddonist n.: Someone who believes the world is coming to an end and lets everyone around them know the world is coming at an end - ad nauseum. [Armageddon: According to the Book of Revelation in the New Testament of the Christian Bible, Armageddon is the prophesied location of a gathering of armies for a battle during the end times, which is variously interpreted as either a literal or a symbolic location. Alarmist: Someone who is always jumping to conclusions or thinking the worst. The person is generally scared of something bad happening to them.]

⦁ Alchoholistic: () n. The belief that alcohol is snake bite medicine: the cure for everything. [alcohol: Volatile liquid, obtained by fermentation of sugars and used in drugs, and intoxicating beverages. [Alcohol: Medieval Latin, fine metallic powder, especially of antimony, from Arabic + Holistic: The theory that living matter or reality is made up of organic or unified wholes that are greater than the simple sum of their parts.]

⦁ Amazoned: () n. A trance-like state induced by too much online shopping. “Sorry I missed your party, Gladys. I was online shopping for real simulated Inidan jewelry all day and must have Amaonzed out. But I got some nice things!” [Amazon: The trade name of the most ambitious online shopping firm, a seller of books and everything. + Zoned: Derived from “zone out” a 20th Century slang expression which means “To lose concentration or become inattentive.”]

• 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 adj. The general feeling within and without the United States that Americans overstate their importance and relevance on the global stage. "𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑔𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑀𝑎𝑗𝑜𝑟 𝐿𝑒𝑎𝑔𝑢𝑒 𝐵𝑎𝑠𝑒𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑊𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 𝑆𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑠 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦." [𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧: relating to or characteristic of the United States or its inhabitants. + 𝐀𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞: Having or revealing an exaggerated sense of one's own importance or abilities.]

⦁ Antagnostic: [an-tag-nos-tik] -adjective Believing that the essential nature of things is unknown and unknowable and opposing in a hostile way anyone who disagrees with your disbelief. [Agnostic: the belief that the truth values of certain claims—especially claims about the existence or non-existence of any deity, as well as other religious and metaphysical claims—are unknown. + Antagonize: To cause someone to become hostile]

⦁ Anthropologist: n. Someone who tries to explain and excuse the strangeness of the human race. [Anthropology: The science and study of man. Gr. Anthro = man + Apologist: One who makes an apology or speaks or writes in defense of a faith, a cause, or an institution; especially, one who argues in defense of Christianity. Cf. F. apologiste.]

⦁ AnXXst: Fears, anxieties and insecurities experienced by young men and women suffering the tortures of being in their 20s. [Angst: According to Wikipedia: “The word angst was introduced into English from the Danish, Norwegian, and Dutch word angst and the German word Angst. It is attested since the 19th century in English translations of the works of Søren Kierkegaard and Sigmund Freud.It is used in English to describe an intense feeling of apprehension, anxiety, or inner turmoil.

In other languages (with words from the Latin pavor for "fear" or "panic"),[4] the derived words differ in meaning; for example, as in the French anxiété and peur. The word angst has existed in German since the 8th century, from the Proto-Indo-European root *anghu-, "restraint" from which Old High German angust developed. It is pre-cognate with the Latin angustia, "tensity, tightness" and angor, "choking, clogging"; compare to the Ancient Greek ἄγχω (ánkhō) "strangle". It entered English in the 19th century as a technical term used in Psychiatry, though earlier cognates existed, such as ange. + XX: Roman numerals to represent the number 20, as young adults in the decade between 19 and 29 suffer anxiety about their past, present and future.]

⦁ Applepsy n. A mesmerized neuroses/insanity caused by watching the Apple colored “wait” wheel spin and spin and spin and spin spin and spin and spin and spin as the Apple system gags on Microsoft Word or Photoshop, or when Safari crashes. [Apple: A popular computer brand + Epilepsy: a disorder of the nervous system, characterized either by mild, episodic loss of attention or sleepiness (petit mal) or by severe convulsions with loss of consciousness (grand mal).

⦁ Asscell: Someone who drives dangerously or blocks traffic or holds up a line in a public place while being distracted by a cell phone.

⦁ Antithesistablishmentarianism: n. Someone who never completed their doctoral thesis, or one of a group of Professors who deny a doctoral candidate’s defense of their dissertation. [Antidisestablishmentarianism: Opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England. + Thesis: A dissertation to maintain and prove a thesis or proposition, especially one written or submitted by a candidate as the sole or principal requirement for a University degree.]

⦁ Asternoid: N. The irrational fear that sometime in the next 200 years, an asteroid will take dead aim for the Earth, threatening all human survival, AND THE UNITED NATIONS WON’T BE ABLE TO STOP IT!!!!!! [Asteroid: Any of the thousands of small bodies of from 480 miles (775 km) to less than one mile (1.6 km) in diameter that revolve about the sun in orbits lying mostly between those of Mars and Jupiter. It is thought that a collision by an asteroid caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. + Paranoid: Someone who suffers from a mental disorder characterized by systematized delusions and the projection of personal conflicts, which are ascribed to the supposed hostility of others, sometimes progressing to disturbances of consciousness and aggressive acts believed to be performed in self-defense or as a mission.]

⦁ ATMosity: The anger one feels, standing at an ATM machine, when the tech-challenged person in front of you takes 20 minutes to withdraw $20. Also: The anger one feels when someone says “ATM machine” as that is a redundancy – Automated Teller Machine machine. [ATM: Abbreviation for automated teller machine. + Animosity: A feeling of strong dislike, enmity or ill will that tends to display itself in action]

⦁ Ballerinarexic: A painfully thin ballet dancer.

⦁ Bidenflation n.

• Blondtarded () a. Awkward behavior by fair-haired women. “Oh! My! God! Betty backed her new Explorer into my dad’s new Suburban. She is such a blondtard. And she’s not even a real blonde!” [Blonde: Of a flaxen or golden color or of any light shade of auburn or pale yellowish brown. Middle English blounde + Retarded: Affected with a mental or physical slowness, usually genetic. Middle English retarden, from Old French retarder, from Latin retard: to delay ]

⦁ Blueballistic ( ) a. Angry outbursts caused by unbearable sexual frustration. [Blueballs: Painful condition of the testicles due to sexual excitement and frustration, without ejaculation + Ballistic: Slang for becoming very angry or irrational.]

• Borish adj. To appear uncouth, rumpled and churlish in manners and appearance but to be smart, witty, sharp and sophisto underneath the rough exterior. [Boris Johnson =Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (born 19 June 1964) is a British politician who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the Conservative Party from 2019 to 2022. Johnson is a controversial figure in British politics. Supporters have praised him as humorous, witty, and entertaining, with an appeal stretching beyond traditional Conservative Party voters. Conversely, his critics have accused him of lying, elitism, cronyism and bigotry.+ Boorish = uncouth in manners or appearance. boorish implies rudeness of manner due to insensitiveness to others' feelings and unwillingness to be agreeable. a drunk's boorish behavior churlish suggests surliness, unresponsiveness, and ungraciousness.]

⦁ Broned: A guy thing. To be betrayed by someone you thought was your friend/mate/brother/bro. From Josh Jackson: “I went in because _________ called ‘Last wave” and as I got to the wall and was showering, I turned around and he was paddling back out. And he had the carkeys and the meth pipe! I’m gonna get that suckah.” [Bro: Short for “brother” a term of affection between males. + Boned: To be in an uncomfortable situation – big trouble.]

⦁ Caffiend () n. Someone who is addicted to coffee, or has an abnormal reaction to caffeine. “Dude! That’s your fourth mug of tree-grown, Ecuadorian, bird-friendly Mexican Mocha this morning! You’re the full caffiend!” [Caffeine: A bitter white alkaloid, often derived from tea or coffee and used medicinally as a mild stimulant and to treat certain kinds of headache. German Kaffein (from Kaffee, coffee), + Fiend: An evil spirit. A demon. Middle English, from Old English f ond.]

⦁ Carcissism: Self-love, as externally expressed by driving luxurious or ostentatious vehicles. “Check out that carcissist, driving around in a convertible Ferrari wearing a Ferrari baseball cap and a leather jacket with Ferrari patches. What does his license plate read? “I heart Ferraris???!!!” YEAH DUDE, WE GET IT!!!” [Car: The shortened version of “motor car” which is a wheeled passenger vehicle propelled by a self-contained motor. + Narcissisim: The character trait of self love, derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus, a Greek youth who fell in love with his own reflection in a pool of water. What Freud saw as a necessary part of human development can become a severe personality disfunction.]

⦁ Carsonogenic: Talk show hosts whose warm-up and interview style pays homage to the master MC: Johhny Carson.

⦁ Castrophobia () n. : A rare affliction caused by the belief that Cuban leader Fidel Castro is watching your every move. Or, a distrust or dislike of Cuba, such as the United States Government has held since the Cuban Missile Crisis of October, 1962. [Castro: From Fidel Castro, the Premier of Cuba from 1959 to 2016 + Phobia: A strong fear, dislike, or aversion. Late Latin, from Greek -phobi , from phobos, fear.]

⦁ Cellulyte: () n.. A devotee of cell phones. Or, the fat that develops in your posterior when you are too lazy to walk three steps to get to the telephone. [Cell: Derived from cellular telephone. + Acolyte: A devoted follower or attendant. ]

Charccoutrement n. Accessories one wears when stepping out in a dress or suit made of meat. "You know why K____bought 30 pounds of prosciutto???!!! Not for the world's largest pizza l! It was for a meat dress! For charcoutrement she had a purse made of wool and a bull pizzle as a walking stick. Her earrings were eyeballs! Chic!" [𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲: French term for a branch of cuisine devoted to prepared meat products, such as bacon, ham, sausage, terrines, galantines, ballotines, pâtés, and confit, primarily from pork. +' 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁: ltems of dress or equipment, or other items carried or worn by a person or used for a particular activity.]

⦁ Charismasochist: ()A woman who has relationships with charming but bad men. See: Pamela Anderson. [Charisma: Personal magnetism or charm from Greek + Masochist: Deriving pleasure from sexual or physical or social abuse. After Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (1836-1895), Austrian novelist.]

⦁ Chat House ( ) n. : An Internet room where people go to talk about sex. [Chat room: A 21st Internet term for online locations where strangers meet to converse + Cathouse: A 20th century term for house of prostitution.]

⦁ Chlorophilanthropist () n. : Someone who donates money to environmental causes. [Chlorophyl: A green granular matter formed in the cells of the leaves (and other parts exposed to light) of plants, to which they owe their green color. + Philanthropist: Someone who loves mankind and donates money to humanitarian causes. Late Latin from Greek, from philanthropos, humane, benevolent .]

⦁ Christmasochist: Someone who spends too much money at Christmas. “I maxed out the platinum card buying fantasy Christmas presents for everyone. My husband got very angry and threatened to spank me but he didn’t. I kind of liked it. Is there a word for that, Doctor?” [Christmas: A festival commemorating the birth of Jesus, traditionally celebrated on December 25 by most Western Christian churches. + Masochist: A person who is gratified by pain, degradation, etc., that is self-imposed or imposed by others.]

⦁ Classtrophobia: The discomfort of listening to long lectures. Or, the fear and distrust that exists between economic and social classes. [Class: A group of students who meet to study the same subject; or a social stratum sharing certain economic, social, or cultural characteristics + Claustrophobia: An abnormal fear of being in enclosed spaces. Latin claustrum, enclosed place]

𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 adj. A word women use to describe a partner adept at pleasuring them by the manual and/or oral manipulation of their delicate sexual organs. "𝐷𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝐴𝑛𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑜 𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒 - ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙! A fine fellat… a fine fellow." See also: Ilcliterate. [𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞: Educated, cultured, able to read and write, having knowledge or experience in a particular area + 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐭: Short form vulgarization for "clitoris:" a part of the female genitalia consisting of a small elongated highly sensitive erectile organ at the front of the vulva: homologous with the penis.]

⦁ CNNical: (sea-en-en-i-k l) adj. Being skeptical of the truth of what is seen and heard on cable news stations, such as CNN. Or, to believe that CNN has gone downhill since founder Ted Turner gave up control. [CNN: From Cable News Network, the first cable channel to broadcast news 24 hours a day. + Cynical: Skeptical of the motives of others]

⦁ CNNtagion: () adj. The spreading of the trend for other news channels-Fox, MSNBC-to broadcast 24 hours a day news, following in the path of Cable News Network. [CNN: From Cable News Network. Started by Ted Turner in 1980, was the first cable channel to broadcast news 24 hours a day + Contagion: Spreading or communicable from one to another; exciting similar emotions or conduct in others. L. contagiosus: cf. F. contagieux.]

⦁ Corntrived: (kôrn-tr vd ) adj. A person, place or movie that is both overly sentimental and obvious. “Hey I went and saw Moulin Rouge last night. No idea why that thing won an Oscar. It was hoakey and derivative and just so corntrived.” [Corny: Trite, dated, melodramatic, or mawkishly sentimental. Originated in turn of the century mail-order seed companies which would sprinkle low quality jokes, cartoons, stories and riddles throughout their catalogs. The jokes came to be known as "corn catalog jokes," which was then shortened to simply "corny.” + Contrived: Obviously planned or calculated; not spontaneous or natural; labored. Middle English contreven, from Old French controver, contreuv-, from Medieval Latin controp re, to compare]

Covelling - When two people of a certain faith brag about something - a concert or a child or something: “We had dinner at the Perlman’s last night and both parents couldn’t stop covelling about how good a violin player their little Itzhak is. Enough already!” 𝐂𝐨- prefix. together; joint or jointly; mutual or mutually: coproduction. cofounder. copilot. coextend. + 𝐊𝐯𝐞ll𝐢𝐧𝐠 Yiddish for experiencing pride and satisfaction from seeing others (particularly one's children and grandchildren) excel.]

𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 - When two people of a certain faith complain about something at the same time. “I went to get coffee at Malibu Kvetchen yesterday. I waited patiently as B____ and C____ were covetching about something.” [𝐂𝐨- prefix. together; joint or jointly; mutual or mutually: coproduction. cofounder. copilot. coextend. + 𝐊𝐯𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 Yiddish for habitual whining or complaining, often needlessly and incessantly]

⦁ Crasshole: Someone who is both mean-spirited, tasteless and low-class. “I used to think Howard Stern was the world’s biggest crasshole but after the Sandy Hook business, Alex Jones is the GOAT. How is he still breathing?” See: Howard Stern. See: Alex Jones. Donald Trump. [Crass: According to dictionary.com: “Without refinement, delicacy, or sensitivity; gross; obtuse; stupid: crass commercialism; a crass misrepresentation of the facts.” + Asshole: According to Urban Dictionary: “A person who is intentionally cruel, obnoxious and heartless. Assholes are most often male. A female who follows these traits is referred to as a bitch.” ]

⦁ Crasstrophobia: The discomfort of sitting in the cheap seats at an Oakland Raiders football game.

⦁ Credibliss: () Getting a new credit card in the mail. Or the joy of getting a credit card balance down to $0 after months of splurging. [Credit: An arrangement for deferred payment of a loan or purchase. French, from Old French, from Old Italian credito, from Latin cr ditum, loan. + Bliss: A state of ecstasy. Middle English blisse]

⦁ Cubiclaustrophobia: () n. The fear of being stuck in a nowhere job, in a small space in a cramped, windowless office. “I took that job doing Customer Service for the phone company downtown. I was down in the basement eight hours a day and by the third day I had cubiclaustrophobia so bad, I ran from the building in the middle of my shift and never went back. Not even to get my check!” [Cubicle: A small compartment, as for work or study. Middle English, from Latin cubiculum, bed chamber, from cub re, to lie down + Claustrophobia: An abnormal fear of being in enclosed or cramped spaces. Latin claustrum, enclosed place]

⦁ Cubiclone: () n. A low-level employee trapped in a nowhere job in a small space in an enclosed office. “There’s no way I’m going to be come a cubiclone, going back and forth to some pointless job. Let’s go do some crimes!” [Cubicle: A small compartment, as for work or study. Middle English, from Latin cubiculum, bed chamber + Clone: An organism that copies or closely resembles another organism, as in appearance or function. ]

⦁ Deodorain’t: () n. A condition that exists when Right Guard ain’t guarding and Irish Spring goes sour. [Deodorant: A substance applied to the skin to mask or suppress body odors. Middle English odour, from Old French, from Latin odor. + Ain’t: A Contraction of am not, but also are not, is not, has not, and have not. ]

⦁ Disconsulate: An unhappy feeling when walking away from an embassy, after your application for political asylum has been denied. [Disconsolate: Without consolation or comfort; unhappy. + Consulate: The place or building in which an official an official appointed by a government to live in a foreign city and protect and promote the government's citizens and interests carries out his duties.]

41. Dispunctual () a. : Someone who is always tardy. See: Marilyn Monroe. “Athena was a good worker but she was so dispunctual we had to let here go - always showing up a half hour late.” Or, someone who doesn’t know the difference between a colon and a semi-colon. [Disfunctional: Someone who suffers from an abnormality or impairment of function. + Punctual: From punctilious; exactly observant of an appointed time; one time, neither early nor late. From Latin punctum: point. ]

42. 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞/𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 = a companion who shares and encourages the dramas in your life - with work, people, money, etc. "𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑡 𝐽𝑒𝑓𝑓, 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑒. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑡𝑜𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝐼 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑖𝑥𝑒𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒." [𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚 = Urban Dictionary says "A way of relating to the world in which a person consistently overreacts to or greatly exaggerates the importance of benign events. Typically "drama" is used by people who are chronically bored or those who seek attention. People who engage in "drama" will usually attempt to drag other people into their dramatic state, as a way of gaining attention or making their own lives more exciting." + 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 = A companion who shares one's activities or is a fellow member of an organization.]

⦁ Eggsistentialist () n.: Someone who goes through life convinced the egg came before the chicken. Or, someone who lives to go to baseball games and hurl abuse at outfielders. [Egg: A female gamete; an ovum. Also called egg cell. See: Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Or, to embarrass or humiliate. +. Existentialist: A philosopher who emphasizes freedom of choice and personal responsibility but who regards human existence in a hostile universe as unexplainable.]

⦁ Endomorphosis: The act of putting on weight.

⦁ Endorphan: () n Children who are pushed around in strollers while their parents jog; or children who are left behind for hours when their parents exercise. “I was endorphaned at a young age, doctor. My parents were both Olympic marathon athletes.” [Endorphine: Any of a group of peptide hormones that bind to opiate receptors and are found mainly in the brain. Endorphins reduce the sensation of pain and affect emotions. endo(genous) + (mo)rphin(e) + Orphan: A child who has been deprived of parental care and who has not been adopted.].

Eurologist n. A scholar and/or financial trader who specializes in conditions effecting the economics and/or currency of the European Union. (Euro: European, especially concerned with the European Union. Also, the euro is the official currency of 19 out of the 27 member states of the European Union. This group of states is known as the eurozone or, officially, the euro area, and includes about 349 million citizens as of 2019. The euro is divided into 100 cents. + Urologist: A medical doctor specializing in conditions that affect the urinary tract in men, women and children, and diseases that affect the reproductive system.)

⦁ Faternity: A college group for non-athletic, overweight men.

⦁ Phauxn call or Fauxn call: Also known as Butt Call, as defined by Uncle John John on the www.urbandictionary.com: “This is when some dick has his cell phone in his back pocket or just placed on the sofa and either they sat on it or someone else sat on it hitting the speed dialer to your cell phone. Of course they have no idea they called your number but you get to listen to all their BS.” [Faux: French for “false” or “fake.” + Phone call: To place a telephone call.

⦁ 𝐅𝐚𝐮𝐱𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐭 adj. n. (foe' + schist) Conservative Republicans using totalitarian tactics to retain their grip on power: lying, demonizing journalists, ignoring the Constitution and all rules of decorum, accusing all foes of treason - all of it just cover and tactics for a massive money and power grab. "𝑊𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑊𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 𝑆𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝐼'𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑐 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝐹𝑎𝑢𝑥𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑡 𝑓#$%^!!!!" [𝐅𝐚𝐮𝐱: Made in imitation. Fake or artificial. + 𝐅𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐭: a form of far-right, authoritarian ultranationalism characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition, and strong regimentation of society and of the economy which came to prominence in early 20th-century Europe.]

⦁ Fiscalamity () n. Recessions, depressions, devaluations and other forms of economic downturn and disaster. “The economy was already going down when the World Trade Center attack happened, and now the world is just one big fiscalamity.” [Fiscal: Relating to government expenditures, revenues, and debt, or any finance. French, from Latin fisc lis, from fiscus, money basket, treasury. + Calamity: An event that brings terrible loss, lasting distress, or severe affliction; a disaster. Middle English calamite, from Old French, from Latin calamit s.]

• 𝐅𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 n. A frightening or unpleasant airport, airplane or travel experience, usually including delays, missed connections, missed birthdays, weddings and Bar Mitzvahs. "Dr. Nick was working at a stroke clinic in Fargo for a week. He tried to leave, but the weather was so horrible, he had to drive all the way to Minneapolis to get out. Took him three days of that flightmare to get back to sunny California." [𝐅𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 The action or process of flying through the air, as in a passenger jet. + 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞: Also known as a bad dream, is an unpleasant dream that can cause a strong emotional response from the mind, typically fear but also despair, anxiety, disgust or sadness. The dream may contain situations of discomfort, psychological or physical terror, or panic. After a nightmare, a person will often awaken in a state of distress and may be unable to return to sleep for a short period]

⦁ Flourophobia: The desperate fear of what fluorescent lights do to the eyes and skin and soul, and the need that fear induces to get outside and into the sunlight after working indoors under fluorescent lights. [Flourescent: + Phobia: ]

⦁ Footballergic: Someone who doesn’t like football. See: Wife.

⦁ Forghettoboutit excl. An exclamation of disdain or distate usually aimed at the language or behavior or philosophies of another person. “When Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars, I thought it was a skit or a bit. But then I understood it was for real, so I jumped up and spilled my popcorn: “Forghettoboutit! That was so ghetto! Ghettouttahere! Stay classy, man. The whole world is watching. [Ghetto: According to Camila Domonoske on NPR: The word "ghetto" is an etymological mystery. Is it from the Hebrew get, or bill of divorce? From the Venetian ghèto, or foundry? From the Yiddish gehektes, "enclosed"? From Latin Giudaicetum, for "Jewish"? From the Italian borghetto, "little town"? From the Old French guect, "guard"?

In his etymology column for the Oxford University Press, Anatoly Liberman took a look at each of these possibilities. He considered ever more improbable origins — Latin for "ribbon"? German for "street"? Latin for "to throw"? — before declaring the word a stubborn mystery.

But whatever the root language, the word's original meaning was clear: "The quarter in a city, chiefly in Italy, to which the Jews were restricted," as the OED puts it. In the 16th and 17th centuries, cities like Venice, Frankfurt, Prague and Rome forcibly segregated their Jewish populations, often walling them off and submitting them to onerous restrictions.

From the 20th into the 21st Century, the word ghetto was associated with African Americans and the word ghetto became an insult, suggesting low-class, vulgar behavior. + Forgetaboutit: The expression forgetaboutit was maybe best explained by Johnny Deep as the title character in Donnie Brasco (1997)"Forget about it" is like, if you agree with someone, you know, like "Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it." But then, if you disagree, like "A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!" you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like minga those peppers, "forget about it." But it's also like saying "Go to hell!" too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker!" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" And then, sometimes it just means forget about it.”]

Foxymoron: Someone who watches Fox News all day, every day, and believes everything they hear. [Fox: Short for Fox News, which is short for Fox News Channel, a cable and satellite television news channel owned by the Fox Entertainment Group. Created by Rupert Murdoch, Fox News went on the air in October of 1996. By 2009, the channel was available to 102 million households in the United States. According to Wikipedia: “Some critics have asserted that Fox News Channel promotes conservative political positions. Commentators, news anchors, and reporters at Fox News Channel respond that news reporting and political commentary operate independently of each other, and deny any bias in the news reporting.” + [Oxymoron: A figure of speech that combines contradictory terms: jumbo shrimp, Army intelligence, bitter sweet. + [Moron: From the Greek word for “dull” a psychological term for a person with a mental age in adulthood of between 8 and 12 and an of 51-70. Morons are superior to imbeciles (IQ of 26-50) and idiots (IQ of 0-25). The word has been rejected by the psychological community, but is now in common use to describe people who behave stupidly – or believe everything they hear.]

⦁ Fremora: A freeloader who hangs around parties or other events where there are free drinks and food. [Free: + Remora:

⦁ Garguile () n. : Skillful deceit or treacherous cunning possessed by someone monstrously clever or devious. [Gargoyle: A grotesque carving, usually in the form of a human or animal head or body, projecting from the gutter of a building. + Guile: Insidious cunning, deceit or treachery.]

⦁ Gellatio (jel-a-she-oh) v. : The lascivious eating of Italian ice cream. [Gelato: Wikipedia = Gelato (Italian pronunciation: [dʒeˈlaːto]) is a frozen dessert of Italian origin. It is made with a base of 3.25% butterfat whole milk and sugar. It is generally lower in fat than other styles of frozen desserts. Gelato typically contains 70% less air and more flavoring than other kinds of frozen desserts, giving it a density and richness that distinguishes it from other ice creams.+ Fellatio: oral stimulation of a man's penis.]

• Ghettouttahere: excl. An expression of disdain and distate when someone behaves in a trashy, unacceptable or unbelievable fashion. “When Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars I thought it was a skit or a bit, but when I realized it was real violence I yelled “Ghettouttahere!” That was so ghetto! Stay classy, man!” See also: Forghettoboutit. [Ghetto: According to Urban Dictionary “When someone is to be described as "ghetto" - it is used to describe that persons STATE OF MIND. "Ghetto" can be both a noun and an adjective. So, in this case, it is used as an adjective where white and Asian people can be just as "ghetto" as black people. Normally, this results from the poor living and upbringing conditions. "Ghetto" is a derogatory term used towards individuals who lack the standards of manners and ethics. For some reason, "ghetto" is normally directed towards black individuals. However, it is believed and has been proven that other individuals of a different color can and have acted just as poorly."Ghetto" is NOT black or being black. "Ghetto" is how an individual looks at the world and acts accordingly to the "ghetto" belief. "Ghetto" is how one presents themselves in how they dress, act, and speak that acquires itself from the poor conditionings of a "ghetto" (ref. ghetto-.noun) up-bringing.+ Get out of here/Getouttahere: According to talkenglish.com: “Common way to express disbelief. Explanation: You are not telling someone to literally get out. This is a common idiomatic phrase to express disbelief. Often times it is used in a positive way.]
  

⦁ Ginfinity: An endless game of Gin with no scoring limit.

⦁ Gingervitis: Teeth damage from engaging in French kissing with a red-headed person. [Ginger: A sometimes derogatory term for humans with two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 16 which causes a mutation in the MC1R protein: aka redheads. + Gingivitis: non-destructive periodontal disease in response to bacterial biolfilms/plaque which adheres to tooth surfaces.]

⦁ Googleyed: ( ) n. A condition effecting the brain, through the eyes, brought on by too many hours staring into computer search engines. “Dude! What’s wrong with your eyes! You look like the bad guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit!?” “Sorry man, I’m doing a paper on Principles of Machiavellian Management in the Mafia and I’ve been on the computer all day and I’m Googleyed.” [Google: A popular Internet engine which takes their name from a mathematical expression which represents the number 10 raised to the power 100. + Goggle-eyed: Having prominent and distorted or rolling eyes.]

⦁ GPiSsed: When you are late and lost, and you trust your Global Positioning System, and it glitches and makes you later and loster.

⦁ Gyneholic: To be addicted to sex. “’Why did you divorce Harry?’ ‘Well first he was an alcoholic and we worked through that and got him healthy and then he become a gyneholic and he was all over me night and day and pretty soon my gyne developed colic and I couldn’t take it anymore.’” [Gynecologist: The science which treats of the structure and diseases of women Gr. gynh`, gynaiko`s, a woman. + Alcoholic: To be addicted to alcohol. Cf. F. alcolique]

⦁ Gyrotrash () n. : Playboys and Jet Setters from the nation of Greece. “Why did you leave the disco, Bitsy?!’ ‘Oh I got swarmed by six guys wearing open shirts and gold medallions. They smelled of ouzo and cigarettes and grape leaves and I had to escape. Bloody Gyrotrash.’” [Gyro: A sandwich made usually of sliced roasted lamb, onion, and tomato on pita bread. From Modern Greek guros, a turning. + Eurotrash: A slang term given to free-spending, hard-partying Europeans in New York City in the 70s and 80s.]

⦁ Haagen Dazed: () n. To be stunned or bewildered from the sugar rush after eating a pint - or more - of Haagen Dazs ice cream all by yourself. “Dude! I surfed for eight hours and then I ate a pint of Vanilla Swiss Almond and now I’m all Haagen Dazed and Confused!!!” [Haagen Dazs: The brand name for an ice cream that goes back to the 1920s in New York. + Dazed: A stunned or bewildered condition. Middle English dasen, akin to Old Norse dasask, to become weary.]

⦁ Haitress: (hate-tress) : A food server in a bad mood. See also: Laitress.

⦁ Hari Kirin: Someone who passes out - and even passes away - from drinking too much Japanese beer. [Hari kiri: According to Dictionary.com: “Also called seppuku. Ceremonial suicide by ripping open the abdomen with a dagger or knife: formerly practiced in Japan by members of the warrior class when disgraced or sentenced to death. Also: suicide or any suicidal action; a self-destructive act. + Kirin: According to kirinichiban.com: “KIRIN ICHIBAN A premium, 100% malt beer brewed with the first-press method, offering smooth and rich flavor.”]

• Hebrewhaha n.  An episode involving conflict between one or more people of Hebrew/Jewish descent, sometimes of a nature that only makes sense to people of Hebrew/Jewish descent.  “I showed that article about the closing of Malibu Kvetching for The Malibu Times to both B_ _ _ and P_ _ _ _ and that started a huge Hebrewhaha between those two. The anger! The vindictiveness! Oy!” See also: Covetching. [Hebrew:  a member of an ancient people living in what is now Israel and Palestine and, according to biblical tradition, descended from the patriarch Jacob, grandson of Abraham. Among their many traits, the Hebrews are known for being defensive and argumentative.  +  Brouhaha: an episode involving excitement, confusion, turmoil, etc., especially a broil over a minor or ridiculous cause.]

⦁ Hipsteroid: An actor, musician, actor or other popular culture celebrity whose limited talent puts them into the orbit of more talented musicians, actors or other popular culture celebrities. “American Idol is a breeding ground for hipsteroids, who win, sign a recording contract and go straight to weekday shows at Indian casinos.” [Hipster: Derives from hepster, a word coined in 1944 to mean “a lover of jazz.” “Hep” and “hepcat” morphed into “hip” and “hipster” to mean anyone who was “in the know” about the latest trends and culture. + Asteroid: A class of astronomical objects somewhere between space dust and planets.

⦁ Hormotional: Extreme emotions and mood swings inspired by female biological imperatives. “ Told the wife we were going surfing down to Baja, but she threw a pumpkin pie at me. Then she apologized for being hormotional.” [Hormonal:According to dictionary.com: “Exhibiting any of the emotional and behavioral effects of one’s sex hormones.” + Emotional: According to Urban Dictionary: 1.having emotion 2.having strong feelings 3.a reaction to a situation, place, person, etc. 4.having deep or intense feeling]

⦁ Inconsonant: In the board game Scrabble, getting stuck with a rack of seven vowels and being unable to move. “Old MacDonald, I bought the farm. I have E I E I O and two U’s. I’m inconsonant, so I am going to pass.” [Incontinent: Unable to restrain natural discharges or evacuations of urine or feces + Consonant: A speech sound produced by occluding with or without releasing (p, b; t, d; k, g), diverting (m, n, ng), or obstructing (f, v; s, z, etc.) the flow of air from the lungs.

⦁ Infomaniac: A modern fetish in which someone spends all day on the computer, absorbing information they may or may not need. [Info + Nymphomaniac]

⦁ Infomy: Similar to “Slimelight” (Or Wynonoriety) The amount of attention people get these days from the Internet and cable news when they do something corrupt or illegal or stupid.

• Instavert: N. A person who might be shy or reticent in person, but is animated, funny and personable when posting endlessly on Instagram or other social media. “Norma Jean is so shy and demure in person, but have you seen her Instagram? Shame! She’s one step away from OnlyFans. who knew she was such an Instavert?!?!?!”(Introvert: A shy, reticent person who feels more comfortable focusing on their inner thoughts and ideas, rather than what’s happening externally. They enjoy spending time with just one or two people, rather than large groups or crowds. + Instagram: Instagram is a free, online photo-sharing application and social network platform that was acquired by Facebook in 2012. Instagram allows users to edit and upload photos and short videos through a mobile app. Users can add a caption to each of their posts and use hashtags and location-based geotags to index these posts and make them searchable by other users within the app. Each post by a user appears on their followers' Instagram feeds and can also be viewed by the public when tagged using hashtags or geotags.)

⦁ Internetcourse: Sex in a chat room.

⦁ Internut: Someone who spends too much time on the Internet.

⦁ Introretrospection: Looking within yourself for answers from the past.

⦁ Jackasshole: Someone who is both stupid and mean.

⦁ Journalisthmus: The thin gap between the real truth and what we hear on the news.[Journalist: One whose business is to write for a public journal; an editorial or other professional writer for a periodical. + Isthmus: A narrow strip of land connecting two larger pieces of land.]

⦁ Karaokie: Taking the stage to sing songs by Woody Guthrie, Merle Haggard, Elvin Bishop or any number of musicians who are from Oklahoma and/or are associated with Depression era, Dust Bowl music. Other Oklahoma musicians of note include Toby Keith, Patti Page, Garth Brooks, Vince Gill, Bob Wills, Carrie Underwood, Reba McEntire, David Cook, Elvin Bishop, Leon Russell, Conway Twitty. Or when Brad Pitt takes the stage to sing anything as he, too, is from Oklahoma.

⦁ Larryngitis: Larry King’s gravely voice.

⦁ Limbaustic: To be outspoken and right wing, like Rush Limbaugh. Also: Limbastic.

Louvredose n. Sensations of fatigue and exhaustion from walking through too many museums and art galleries. A condition not just confined to Paris. "This summer we did a whirlwind together of Europe and visited the Picasso Museum, the Prado, the British Museum, the Pompidou Center and i think I have Louvredosed on art and culture." [Louvre: Aka the Louvre Museum is the world's most-visited museum, and an historic landmark in Paris, France. It is the home of some of the best-known works of art, including the Mona Lisa and the Venus de Milo + Overdose: An excessive and dangerous dose of a drug.]

LowIQanon n. A derisive term suggesting that followers of QAnon and other right wing conspiracy theories have IQs less than the 70s. [IQ: Abbreviation for Intelligence Quotient, which, according to Wikipedia is a total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human intelligence. The abbreviation "IQ" was coined by the psychologist William Stern for the German term Intelligenzquotient, his term for a scoring method for intelligence tests at University of Breslau he advocated in a 1912 book.According to the Wechsler series of IQ tests, the stratifications are: 130+ = Very Superior 120 to 129 = Superior 110 to 119 = High Average = 90 to 109 = Average 80 to 89 = Low Average 70 to 79 = Borderline 69 & below = Intellectual Disability + QAnon: According to splcenter.org “QAnon is the umbrella term for a sprawling spiderweb of right-wing internet conspiracy theories with antisemitic and anti-LGBTQ elements that falsely claim the world is run by a secret cabal of pedophiles who worship Satan and are plotting against President Trump. Though some influential individuals are active in the movement, it is not an organized group with defined leadership.”]

⦁ 𝐌𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐡𝐚 𝑒𝑥𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 A combined Hawaiian word meant to express thanks + hello or thanks + goodbye or thanks + love. "𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝐼 𝑤'𝑒𝑛 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑦 𝐼 𝑤'𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝐵𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑘 "M𝑎ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑜ℎ𝑎 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑝𝑢𝑠!” 𝐻𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼 𝑤'𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑜 𝐼 𝑤'𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 '𝑆ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑠!' 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑡." [𝐌𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐨: Hawaiian word used to express gratitude. + 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐡𝐚:The Hawaiian word for love, affection, peace, compassion and mercy, that is commonly used as a simple greeting but has a deeper cultural and spiritual significance to native Hawaiians, for whom the term is used to define a force that holds together existence.]

⦁ Mallaise () n. That feeling of depression, claustrophobia and physical uneasiness when walking through a shopping mall or a strip-mall drug store. Usually inspired by fluorescent lighting, Muzak and the overall suburbanness of it all. “I was stricken with mallaise after my first trip to Fashion Island, and now I can’t shake it. Fortunately, retail is dying and so are movie theaters so I can avoid.” [Mall: From shopping mall, a shopping precinct closed to vehicles. + Malaise: A condition of bodily discomfort. Esp. one without the development of specific disease. Fr. mal = bad + aise = ease.]

⦁ Mammarithmetic: () n. What goes on in a man’s head when he stares at a woman’s breasts. “Did you see that mammarithmetician in the toupee at the bar staring at my tits? You could see the numbers spinning in his head.” [Mammary: Pertaining to the mamm[ae] or breasts; as, the mammary arteries and veins. French. Mammaire + Arithmetic: The mathematics of integers, rational numbers, real numbers, or complex numbers under addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division.]

⦁ 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚 n. The physical and soulful ache and agony from overindulging in tequila-laden Mexican drinks the night before. "We went to Manuel's last night - I think. Woke up this morning and my wallet was missing, my leg was broken and I had a whopper of a Margregreta. My head! My stomach!" (𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐚: A margarita is a cocktail consisting of tequila, orange liqueur, and lime juice often served with salt on the rim of the glass. The drink is served shaken with ice (on the rocks), blended with ice (frozen margarita), or without ice (straight up). + 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭: a feeling of sadness, repentance, or disappointment over something that has happened or been done.)

• Mediacrity () n. American news programs which aim low. In a word: Fox News, which emphasizes crassness and panic and paranoia and aims directly at the Lowest Common Denominator. Fox News very often looks like a Saturday Night Live parody of a bad news program, but it is the real thing. [Media: The main means of mass communication, especially newspapers, radio and television + Mediocrity: Moderate fortune or condition in life.]

⦁ Mesomorphosis: What a weight-lifter goes through as he bulks up and puts on muscle. Or the phenomenon of watching a skinny athlete turn into a muscle-man through the use of steroids. “Did you see the new Road House? Jake Gyllenhall did an impressive mesomorphosis to play the role of the UFC fighter. Dude was shredded!” [Mesomorph:According to Medical News Today: “Mesomorph refers to body types with a naturally high muscle-to-fat ratio. People with this body type typically respond well to weight training, finding it easier than other people to build and maintain muscle. They may also find it easier to gain or lose weight.” + Metamorphosis:According to dictionary.com: “(in an insect or amphibian) the process of transformation from an immature form to an adult form in two or more distinct stages. 1. A change of the form or nature of a thing or person into a completely different one, by natural or supernatural means.]

⦁ Metallergy: Someone who doesn’t like Metallica, or Heavy Metal music.

⦁ Misanthroptimist: Someone who hates the human race but still hopes for the best. [Misanthrope: A person who hates and avoids other people. + Optimist: According to dictionary.com: “1. A person who tends to be hopeful and confident about the future or the success of something. 2. PHILOSOPHY a person who believes that this world is the best of all possible worlds or that good must ultimately prevail over evil.]

⦁ Misogynecologist () n: An Ob/Gyn who hates women. [Misogynist: A hater of women. + Gynecologist: A doctor who specializes in women.]

⦁ Moneypause: () n: The period between the completion of a job or transaction, and when the money exchanges hands. [Money + Menopause]

⦁ Morny (mawr-knee) adj. Feelings of sexual arousal just before or after sunrise. Suffered equally by men and women. “The cock crowed this morning, boy howdy. That little old gal I met in Canada is so morny, the crack of dawn isn’t safe!” [Morning: The first part or period of the day, extending from dawn, or from midnight, to noon. + Horny: Sexual arousal.

⦁ Narcischism () n. : When vanity drives a wedge between friends and/or lovers. Or, when someone betrays a confidence and gets someone in trouble. [Narcissism: Self love or extreme vanity. + Schism: A division, especially a formal split within or the secession of a group from the Church, or a part of the church.]

⦁ Net wit: Someone who doesn’t understand how to use the Internet. Or someone who uses the Internet to the exclusion of all else. [Net: Short form of Internet. + Nitwit: A silly or foolish person.]

⦁ Neurerotic () n. : Someone who has a hang up about sex. “That girl I had on the boat in Hawaii put the erotic in neurotic. She’s a super freak, super freak, she’s super freakin’, yow.” [Neurotic: A person suffering from a mild mental illness, not attributable to organic disease, characterized by symptoms of stress such as anxiety, depression, obsessive behavior, hypochondria, without loss of contact with reality. + Erotic: Of or pertaining to sexual love.]

⦁ NFeLlows: Friends who come to watch football.

⦁ Nicety: The duality of women, as expressed with great funk by Michel’le in her 1989 song of the same name: “Some people say I’m nice. Some people say I’m nasty. But if you really want to know just ask meeeee .. I’ll say I’m nicety.” [Nice + Nasty]

• 𝐍𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐨 A bimbo who is nerdy. "𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑏𝑜 - 𝑎 𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑑𝑦 𝑏𝑖𝑚𝑏𝑜 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑁𝑌𝑇'𝑠 𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑝𝑢𝑧𝑧𝑙𝑒."(Thanks to Athena Nova) [𝐁𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐨: According to Wikipedia: Bimbo is slang for a conventionally attractive, sexualized, naive, and unintelligent woman. The term was originally used in the United States as early as 1919 for an unintelligent or brutish man. As of the early 21st century, the "stereotypical bimbo" appearance became that of an attractive woman. + 𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐝: A person who is extremely enthusiastic and knowledgeable about a particular subject, especially one of specialist or niche interest.

⦁ Oafficial: A football line judge who makes a bad call; or anyone who rules against the team you are rooting for. [Oaf: A halfwit, a fool. An awkward lout. + Official: A referee or judge at an athletic match, such as football or baseball.].

𝐎𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 n. A memorial written about a recently-deceased, ill-tempered, unkind woman - or perhaps a submissive gay man. "Oh God, A____ S___ finally moved on - the mean-spirited old witch. I should submit her obitchuary to 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑌𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 but they probably wouldn't run it: Too honest. Too mean." [𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡: A pejorative slang word for a person, usually a woman who is belligerent, unreasonable, malicious, controlling, aggressive, or dominant. Or, a man who willingly or unwillingly submits to the will and control of a dominant partner in a sexual relationship, especially with another man, as in prison. + 𝐎𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲: A notice of a death, especially in a newspaper, typically including a brief biography of the deceased person.]

⦁ Omelletdown: Going out to breakfast with your heart and stomach set on pancakes or oatmeal, only to find that lunch is now being served. Or when breakfast is served, but it’s not up to snuff. [Omelette: According to dictionary.com: “A dish of beaten eggs cooked in a frying pan until firm, often with a filling added while cooking, and usually served folded over. + Let Down: According to the Cambridge dictionary: 1. a disappointment: 2. a disappointment: 3. an act of disappointing someone; disappointment]

⦁ Opportunast () n. : Someone who eats all the sashimi. [Opportunist: A person who takes advantage of people or situations in an aggressive or exploitive manner. + Tuna: An ocean fish popular as sashimi, which is Japanese fish eaten raw.]

⦁ Organasm: A brief burst of pleasure following an act of cleanliness or organization. “ I just backed up the hard drive on my PC and my Mac to my external hard drive, so I had a double organasm!” “Organize: + Orgasm: ]

⦁ Orgasthma () n.: An unfortunately rare affliction in which a person has an orgasm when they sneeze. Or, who sneezes while having an orgasm. Or who has trouble breathing while having sex or having an orgasm. [Orgasm: Excitement or violent action in a bodily organ or part, especially the genitals. + Asthma: Difficulty of breathing due to bronchial spasm and often of allergic origin.]

⦁ Ovariesy: How you like your eggs.[Ovaries: The female organs for reproduction in which the ovum or eggs are produced. + Over easy: A way of cooking eggs in which the yolks appear up.]

⦁ Paultry: An undersized chicken. [Poultry: Domestic fowl. Birds commonly raised for meat, eggs or feathers in a yard, barn or other enclosure. + Paltry: Rubbish, trash. Something worthless.]

⦁ Pedalphile: Someone for whom bicycling is a fetish.

⦁ Phonication: Telephone sex.

• 𝐏𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 adj. When an artist sings a composition accompanied by only the piano she wrote the song with. "𝐼 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑉𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛, 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑦." [𝐏𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨: A large keyboard musical instrument with a wooden case enclosing a soundboard and metal strings, which are struck by hammers when the keys are depressed. The strings' vibration is stopped by dampers when the keys are released and can be regulated for length and volume by two or three pedals. + 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲:Without others or anything further; alone; solely; exclusively.]

⦁ Popupleptic () n.: Dizziness or loss of sensation inspired by those annoying, pop up Internet ads. [Pop up: A modern word for Internet advertising that suddenly appears on a computer screen. + Apoplectic: Sudden loss of sensation and movement due to a disturbance of blood supply to the brain.]

⦁ Pornnoying: The anger at receiving unsolicited pornographic emails.

⦁ Pyromantic () n. : A man who lights women’s cigarettes. “Bogey lights Bacall’s fire in many of their movies. Oh Popeye that’s so pyromantic!” See also: Fire??? [Pyro: Pertaining to or produced with fire. From Greek puro = fire. + Romantic: Characterized by an idealized, fantastic or sentimental view of life.]

⦁ Racknophobia () n. : The fear that surfboards or kayaks or bicycles are going to fly off roof racks on a car and cause a deadly pile up on the highway. [Rack: + Arachnophobia: ]

⦁ Rapalling: A lot of modern music is rapalling.

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• 𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭 adj. A conservative person whose way of thinking is as off and abrasive as their voice is loud and abrasive. "𝘛𝘰𝘱 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 1. 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘑𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴. 2. 𝘚𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺. 3. 𝘛𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘴𝘰𝘯. 4. 𝘓𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘢 𝘐𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘩𝘢𝘮. 5. 𝘛𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘪 𝘎𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘥" [𝐑𝐞𝐝: A color associated with conservatism. According to theverge.com: “The color coding we're familiar with today didn't stick until the iconic (and extremely lengthy) election of 2000, when The New York Times and USA Today published their first full-color election maps. The Times spread used red for Republicans because "red begins with r, Republican begins with r," said the senior graphics editor Archie Tse, "it was a more natural association." The election, which didn't end until mid-December, firmly established Democrats as the blue party and Republicans as the red — denotations which will likely hold fast for some time to come. + 𝐈𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭: An idiot, in modern use, is a stupid or foolish person. 'Idiot' was formerly a technical term in legal and psychiatric contexts for some kinds of profound intellectual disability where the mental age is two years or less, and the person cannot guard themself against common physical dangers.]

⦁ Re-sendment: The anger you feel when someone didn’t receive your fax or email the first time and you have to send it again.

⦁ Respectrum: The different levels of respect, from low to high.

⦁ Saddamite () n. : A blindly loyal follower of former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, one willing to go to any lengths to please him, including anal sex. [Saddam Hussein: Deposed dictator who ruled Iraq from 1978 to 2003 + Sodomite: A person who practices anal sex.]

⦁ Sarchasm: Truly deep sarcasm.

⦁ Sarcasthma: Someone who reacts badly to smart-asses.

⦁ Sashimiser: Someone who won’t share the sushi.

⦁ Schadenfraud: The feeling of deep contentment and relief felt by Americans - and the world - in the time between Trump losing the 2020 presidential election, and Trump being dragged kicking and screaming from the White House. "Pull up a chair me old son. After four long years of that charlatan and grifter Trump, we've got three months of schadenfraud watching Trump come unglued and go to prison. Fun!" (Schadenfreude: noun [Literally "damage + joy”] German expression for pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. + Fraud: Wrongful or criminal deception intended to result in financial or personal gain,)

𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 n. A stupid, foolish, obnoxious or contemptible person who is gullible and/or easily deceived. "𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑛 𝐼𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑚. 𝐻𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑏𝑛𝑜𝑥𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑚𝑏, 𝑠𝑜 𝐼 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑆𝑐ℎ𝑚𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚." [𝐒𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫: A gullible or easily deceived person. + 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐤, or shmuck, is a pejorative term meaning one who is stupid or foolish, or an obnoxious, contemptible or detestable person. The word came into the English language from Yiddish (Yiddish: שמאָק, shmok), where it has similar pejorative meanings, but where its literal meaning is a vulgar term for a penis.]

⦁ Seminoid: The fear of turning 50.

⦁ Semisemite: To be half Jewish. Or Arab. Or Carthagenian. Or Babylonian or to have some DNA from any of the Semitic people. "Remember Adam Sandler's Hanukah Song? He sang, 'Paul Newman’s half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too, Put them together--what a fine lookin' Jew!' That means they're both semisemites!"  [Semi: A Latin word for 'half.' + Semite: According to wikipedia: “Semitic people or Semites is an obsolete term for an ethnic, cultural or racial group associated with people of the Middle East, including Arabs, Jews, Akkadians, and Phoenicians. The terminology is now largely unused outside the grouping "Semitic languages" in linguistics. First used in the 1770s by members of the Göttingen school of history, this biblical terminology for race was derived from Shem (Hebrew: שֵׁם), one of the three sons of Noah in the Book of Genesis, together with the parallel terms Hamites and Japhetites. In archaeology, the term is sometimes used informally as "a kind of shorthand" for ancient Semitic-speaking peoples.]

⦁ Shreditor: A clumsy editor who mangles stories. [Shred: Cut or tear into shreds or thin strips + Editor: A professional journalist or writer who oversees the grammar and content of a book or periodical.]

• 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐥e𝐧n𝐢𝐚𝐥 n. A lack of common sense or judgment exhibited by young people born 10 years on either side of Y2K. "What kind of sillennial universe is this, where people think crypto currency is real and Covid is fake? I argued with this guy for hours about how Cryptocurrency and Bitcoin are Millennial Chain Letters, until I got tired of that sillennialness." [𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬: Lack of common sense or judgment; foolishness. + 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐥e𝐧n𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐬: The demographic cohort following Generation X and preceding Generation Z. Researchers and popular media use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years, with the generation typically being defined as people born from 1981 to 1996. Most millennials are the children of baby boomers and early Gen Xers; millennials are often the parents of Generation Alpha.]

⦁ Sillycones () n. Abnormally large breast implants. [Silly: Deserving of pity, compassion or sympathy + Silicone: A synthetic polymer sometimes used for breast implants.]

⦁ Slimelight: When someone does something infamous and the modern media are all over them (stolen from Pauline Kael)

⦁ Snobnoxious: Someone who is both a snob and a jerk.

⦁ Starcastic: A wise-cracking celebrity. Don Rickles. Joan Rivers.

⦁ Stupidstitions/Stupidstitious: A Popeye-ism, as expressed in the 1956 animated short I Don’t Scare: . According to Cartoon Research: “Spotting a wall calendar reading “Thursday 12″, he reaches in the window and tears off a page, revealing “Friday 13″. On her way out with Popeye, Olive spots the doctored calendar. She abruptly changes her mind about the date with Popeye, insisting she won’t set foot out of the house today. Popeye tries to convince her that “There’s nothin’ to them silly old stupidstitions”, and demonstrates by opening an umbrella in the house. He hands it to Olive, insisting she hold it to prove that nothing will happen. From another window, Bluto removes a light bulb from a lighting fixture above Olive, and repositions the open socket to intersect the point of Olive’s umbrella.”

According to Urban Dictionary: “When someone is superstitious about something that another person thinks is silly or stupid because they don't believe it. [Stupid: Having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense. + Superstitious: According to Wikipedia: “A superstition is any belief or practice considered by non-practitioners to be irrational or supernatural, attributed to fate or magic, perceived supernatural influence, or fear of that which is unknown.”]

⦁ Styphilis: () n. A chronic socio-neuro-muscular disease which prevents a human from leaving a good tip. See: Tightwad. Or, a condition in which an erection will not go down. See: Viagra. [Stiff: Rigid or erect or, slang, to cheat someone of money. + Syphilis: A chronic infectious disease. From “Syphilis, sive Morbus Gallicus,” title of a poem by Girolamo Fracastoro (1478?-1553), from Syphilus, the poem's protagonist.]

⦁ Suburbane/Suburbanal/Suburbacchanal: () adj. A style of living one adapts to after moving to the suburbs, characterized by outdoor barbeques, too much television watching and over-consuming at shopping malls. See Hank Hill or Married With Children. [Suburb: The residential area around a city. + Urbane: Polite, refined and elegant in manner.]

⦁ Sushicide: Spending too much on a sushi dinner. Or, overeating sushi, “Jeremy Piven had to withdraw from a play, claiming he had been mercury poisioned from too much sashimi. Some say he had attempted sushicide".” )

⦁ Tanorexic: NOT AN ORIGINAL ONE FROM ME, SO PROBABLY SHOULDN’T USE IT.

⦁ Testicycle: Frozen genitals.

⦁ Texlexic: A mental condition that effects speech and clarity of thought – popularized by George W. Bush during his eight-year presidency. [Texas: The 28th state in the Union, in the southwestern United States. + Dyslexic: Having impaired ability to comprehend written words usually associated with a neurologic disorder. 

⦁ Textlexic: (text-lex-sick): A modern condition, propogated by spell checkers on cellular phones and other forms of communication. “

⦁ THCenility: A state of mental disability brought on by marijuana smoking. “Alex has smoked way too much pot. I ask him a question and five minutes later he answers it.” [THC: TetraHydroCannabinol is the main psychoactive compound in cannabis that produces the high sensation. It can be consumed by smoking cannabis. It's also available in oils, edibles, tinctures, capsules, and more. Both compounds interact with your body's endocannabinoid system, but they have very different effects. + Senility: showing a decline or deterioration of physical strength or mental functioning, especially short-term memory and alertness, as a result of old age or disease.]

⦁ Thesbian = A homosexual, female actress. “Not that there’s anything wrong with any of it - nor is it anyone’s business but their own - but well-known, out of the closet thesbians include Jody Foster, Ellen Degeneres, Portia Derossi, Rosie O’Donnell, Cynthia Nixon and a cast of dozens.” [Thespian: According to vocabulary.com: “Thespian is a fancy word for actor. Since this word is related to Thespis, the guy who first took the stage in Ancient Greece, you can feel real scholarly using the word thespian. As an adjective, you can use the word thespian to describe something that is related to drama.+ Lesbian: A woman who is sexually attracted to other women.]

⦁ Traffuck exclamation Similar to “cluster fuck”

⦁ Transientitlement: () n. The state of feeling the world owes you something; bum, drifters and out of work people who give hard-working citizens stinkeye when they don’t produce money, or question their work ethic. [Transient: Something that is constantly moving. + Entitlement: The state of having the rights to something or are owed something. ]

⦁ Tryonathon () n. When women spend hours exercising to get in shape to spend hours trying on clothes. [Try on: An expression women use when wearing clothes before buying them while shopping + Triathlon: An athletic competition featuring three sports, usually swimming, running and bicycle riding.]

⦁ Typochondriac = n. A person suffering from typochondriasis, which is an excessive preoccupation or worry about grammatical or spelling errors in a document. Typochondriacs fret and fuss about about capitalization, em dashes and other spelling or grammatical rules, no matter how minor they may be. Typochondriacs also relentlessly proofread everything they read: cereal boxes, hangtags, the news scrolls on CNN and even their friends' emails - which is why typochondriacs are often friendless. [Typo: A slang term for "typographical error" which is a mistake made in, originally, the manual type-setting (typography) of printed material, or more recently, the typing process. + Hypochondriac: A person who suffers from excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious illness.  Hypochondriacs become unduly alarmed about any physical symptoms they detect, no matter how minor the symptom may be. They are convinced that they have or are about to have a serious illness.]

⦁ Vegeterrain: A large salad bar.

⦁ Waffellatio: () n. The state that occurs when a women isn’t sure she enjoys oral sex. [Waffle: To speak, write or act evasively. + Fellatio: Oral stimulation of the penis. New Latin, from Latin fell tus, past participle of fell re, to suck.]

⦁ Wasabicide: ( ) n. Mixing a lethal dose of the Japanese condiment wasabi into your soy sauce. [Wasabi: A very spicy green Japanese condiment made from the root of the herb Eutrema wasabi. + Cide: To kill..]

⦁ Wasabiadistic: Someone who likes eating large amounts of Wasabi.

⦁ Whineabe: Someone who isn’t what they want to be, pretends to be something else, and complains about it constantly. [Whiner Acccording to Urban Dictionary: “Someone who won't stop complaining about everybody else, but yet gets mad when they hear other people complain. They usually pay more attention how other people make them feel than to what they are actually saying.” + Wannabe According to Urban Dictionary: “Poser, follower, a charlatan of sorts. One who copies or imitates all or most of the aspects dealing with their idol. They may wish to have certain clothing, skills, vocabulary, etc., of their idols instead of their own. Most likely a wannabe is lacking in self confidence and is looking for guidance.”]

⦁ Winetard: I thought I made this up but Urban Dictionary had this: “Someone who lacks the sophistication regarding the protocol of going to a wine tasting event or sampling wine at a restaurant.” Or, alternately, someone who pretentiously believes their knowledge of wine vintages and protocols makes them a sophisto.

⦁ Whorrible: an atrocious action that involves promiscuity. Ie: when that girl went out with that guy she made a whorrible decision (Melia Grasska)

⦁ Worldclasshole: A jerk of the highest order. See: Saddam Hussein.