Melanoma Trump? (Or whatever her name is?) from Slovenia?Think she ever wanted to be Flotus, and think she thought being Flotus would lead to her being hospitalized with a killer disease?
Or Fatima Blush the vainsassinfrom Never Say Never Again? Bond blew her mind on a dive boat, then blew her up with an explosive fountain pen.
Jared Kushner? The boy from New York City? Maybe a decent guy who married into a weird family?
Or Le Chiffre from Casino Royale? He bleeds from his eyes, lost at poker, attacked Bond’s manhood, and was killed by S.P.E.C.T.R.E
Stephen Miller from wherever people like that come from?
Or Dr. Kaufman from Tomorrow Never Dies?
Omarosa, from wherever attention-seeking opportunists like Omarosa come from?
Rudolph “Rudy” Giuliani from New York, who was, at one time, an awesome, courageous, mob-fighting, city-cleaning badass but is now a for-hire crony of the Pussy Grabber in Chief?
Or Mayday from A View to a Kill?
Or Pussy Petter Ernst Stavro Blofeldt, head of S.P.E.C.T.R.E and always a bad dude. Never a good dude. This is from Thunderball, probably.
The charming and glamorous Kelly Ann Conway who unfortunately chose the wrong side and ended up indirectly working for Russian intelligence until her daughter gave her very public hell and forced her to quit and come home?
Or Rosa Klebb in From Russia With Love, A 5’4 “ lesbian Colonel in the Russian counter-intelligence unit SMERSH who would be the kind of operative colluding with Trump now and indirectly making people like Kelly Anne Conway sell their souls?
Ivanka Trump, daughter of the Don, expensively educated and plastic surgeried and a trusted confidante of the man who sold the world - and working for the Russians whether she knows it or not.
Roger Ailes (1940 - 2017), the disgraced TV executive and media mogul, whose long reign as CEO of Fox News, Fox Television Stations and 20th Television ended when he resigned in the face of sexual assault by 23 women.The Guardian claimed “But there was no greater validation of Fox’s influence, under Ailes’ tutelage, than the victory of Donald Trump…Trump’s improbable journey from Manhattan mogul to the Oval Office, media observers say, was made uniquely possibly by the network Ailes transformed over two decades into America’s most-watched cable news channel.”
No fair to call General James N Mattis a Trump crony because he doesn’t dig the dude - at all. Mattis is an honorable Marine who probably felt honored to be working in the White House, until he saw a clear picture of the putz who was running things. A shame. Maybe he should have been more like Brad Whitaker and staged a coup d’rat.
Or Tatiana Romanova in From Russia With Love, a tall, non-lesbian former ballerina turned Army cipher clerk ordered by Rosa Klebb to seduce James Bond.
Or Auric Goldfinger: An overweight, unattractive, middle-aged man who cheats at cards, cheats at golf, is obsessed with his tan, uses his money to buy women and paints them in gol.
His wealth is spread around the world in gold bullion and he doesn’t pay taxes on it. Goldfinger employs loyal and deadly henchmen and women, including hat-throwing Korean Oddjob, Pussy Galore, Mei Lei and Jill Masterson - until he drowns her in gold.
Kinda sounds more like Donald Trump than Ailes, no?
Joe Don Baker as Brad Whitaker from The Living Daylights, a phony, war-obsessed failure who would have been right at home in the Trump administration.
Expelled from West Point for cheating, he becomes an international arms dealer, often wearing the uniform of a five star general.